(Ron Mael)
Who knows what the winds gonna bring when the invalids sing
"La las" with a powerful sting thatll stop any opera or any Bing
Sing, spread the news across the land
All winners will be also-rans
Achoo-one size fits everyone
Achoo-one breath, the deed has been done

Grey hair and dash and flair give you doctor an air
I'm hurt, but the choise that you made is an obvious
one for a girl who needs care
I do hope that he makes you well
Say, is there any cure for Hell,
Achoo-one size fits everyone
Achoo-one breath, the deed has been done
Sing, ile de France and everywhere
You can't ignore that sort of air
Achoo-one size fits everyone
Achoo-one breath, the deed has been done

So, open wide, open wide and say, open wide and say goodbye, you'll be OK

Achoo-he's gonna whisk you away
Achoo-he's gonna make you OK