•Parody of "All You Need Is Love" by The Beatles
Elves, elves, elves
Elves, elves, elves
Elves, elves, elves

Santa doesn't shop at Toys "R" Us
Doesn't have to fight the Christmas rush
He's never out of stock of even the hottest toys and games
It's easy

Nothing in his sack he really made
No one gets forgotten Christmas day
So if you wanna know how he gets it done in the nick of time
It's easy

All you need is elves
That's us!
All you need is elves
The little people
All you need is elves, Love
Elves are all you need

Toys "R" Elves
All toys are made by elves
Elves, elves, elves
There's nothing we can't make
Elves, elves, elves
Do you have any idea how hard it is to make a 64-bit video system out of wood?

Ho, ho, let me tell you, it ain't easy

No kidding!

Tell me about it!

All you need is elves
All you need is elves
We're non-union labor
All you need is elves, Love
Elves are all you need

Nothing you can know; not much is known
'Cause no one's ever caught one in his home
They're never really seen but that doesn't mean that they're make believe
They're teensy
Hey! Watch where you're stepping, you big freak!

All you need is elves
All you need is elves
We're too short for Space Mountain
All you need is elves, Love
Elves are all you need
Elves are all you need
Elves are all you need
Elves are all you need
Elves are all you need…

He loves you, ho, ho, ho
He loves you, ho....