The weekend is back,
But so is he.
Head to the floodlights,
See the fraternity.
They're waiting.
I hear them up in the north.
Down in the south.
All that is spewing,
Spewing out of his mouth.

Entertain me!
Entertain me!
Entertain me!
Entertain me...

At his'n'hers dating,
Bored minds agree.
Requirements to be stated,
And replies awaited.
She wants a loose fit.
He wants Instant Whip.
Guesstimates her arrival.
Will she want it really badly?

Entertain me!
Entertain me!
Entertain me!
Entertain...
Entertain me!
Entertain me!
Entertain me!
Entertain me...

A car, a house, both in a street.
The boredom of a sober week.
The weekend's here, hip-hip-hooray.
To make the blues just go away.

Entertain me! (A car, a house, both in a street.)
Entertain me! (The boredom of a sober week.)
Entertain me! (The weekend's here, hip-hip-hooray.)
Entertain... (To make the blues just go away.)

Entertain me! (A car, a house, both in a street.)
Entertain me! (The boredom of a sober week.)
Entertain me! (The weekend's here, hip-hip-hooray.)
Entertain... (To make the blues just go away.)

Entertain me!
Entertain me!
Entertain me!
Entertain...