She got a valentine from Gary

I opened it up it said, “Would you please be mine.”

I gave her flowers and some candy

She opened them up and said, “You’re trying to

make me fat.”



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(now)

I just want a new girlfriend

I just want someone to make me laugh

I just want a new girlfriend

I just want someone to laugh at me



not to smart, not to tall,

likes to watch tv and play basketball



I bought a car and let her drive it

She opened the door and said “ Oh bother, this is

red.”

I gave her all my notes from algebra

She opened em up and said , “I can’t believe you’re

so stupid.”



I won’t ever make her wash my car, NO!

I won’t ever take a walk, not unless she’s there

Oh, oh, oh, oh!