(Parody of Rocky Mountain High by John Denver)

He was goin' in for rehab
'Bout a slightly banged-up knee
Checkin' in
where the Lakers never stayed before
And the tour guide that they gave him
Had a pretty decent rear
Kobe hoped to get the keys
To her backdoor
When she first came to his guest room
They were rollin' in the hay
The rodeo was coming right along
But the headboard
It gotten broken
And she ran away from there
And the bellboy said
Her face was pretty long
In the Cordelero Rocky Mountain spa
He told her drop the pants
And loose the bra
Everybody's watchin' in
And he's softer than a lullabye
Kobe got some thigh
In Colorado
He was a naughty guy
At the Cordelero
Kobe got some thigh
In Colorado
Mackey said goodbye Sianoro
She bragged about his size
Buckin' bronco
What a big surprise
It's humongo
Kobe got some thigh in Colorado