(Parody of Lucky Man by Emerson Lake & Palmer)


He had one eyebrow
And pimples by the score
And when he was walking
His knuckles dragged on the floor

Oooh what an ugly man he was
Oooh what an ugly man he was

White flakes of dandruff
They fell off of his head
And Coke bottle glasses
And breath like Mr. Ed

Oooh what an ugly man he was
Oooh what an ugly man he was

He went by himself
To his high school senior prom
The day he was born
The Doctor slapped his mom

Oooh what an ugly man he was
Oooh what an ugly man he was